WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: FAQ.
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For the sake of this game however here is an abbreviated sort of list of new places added to this sandbox.

Welcome to the Traveler Inn.
It's no longer this nice but it's staff is rather friendly. They're so friendly that things will be done without your request, signs hung on your door, bathrooms clean. You arrive somehow, by car by tardis, by robot, by car. Your car's still in the lot, your robot is parked in the car lot, your tardis is in your room but you are drawn there and there is a note waiting for you. On the bed.
We here at the Traveler's Inn offer a continental breakfast of tasteless pastries and cereal bars as well as the occasional donation from one of Night vale's many businesses. We have provided a list of local tourist attractions for your attention. Our hotel boasts a number of amenities, from a pool to a gym, spa, and wi-fi access available to anyone currently staying within the hotel.
Please do not lose your room key, as losing your room key can cause you to lose your room as well. All towels will be supplied to you. Please do not attempt to contact or speak to the staff, that is what we have provided other guests.
Pool Hours are from 9-11. From 2 to 3 the pool will be occupied by one angry very large alligator. Please do not feed, taunt, or attempt to speak to him.
The Gym is Open for 23 hours straight. Do not attempt to enter the gym from 830-930 as that is disturbing to the employees annual prayers at the blood stone monuments that we have set up to drain your strength from you.
Take a gander at our town guide. (See the Wiki), take in a show. We're happy to have a guest, you're literally saving our lives and while you might eventually get angry with us cutting you off from your friends and family, it's not so bad as long as you find something to occupy yourself. And after all, something will eventually occupy your time. It happens eventually.
Welcome to Night Vale,
- Hotel Management.
Attached to it is a key, an official "welcome to Night Vale" T-shirt. In place of the Gideon Bible is an "official Welcome to Night Vale" guide detailing businesses, locations, and important recent community events published by the boy scouts. Do you recognize businesses? Of course. Do you recognize guests? Maybe.
The room sports a bathroom, small - with a shower, a curtain, and a toilet as well as a sink stocked with a mirror. There is a notation on the mirror "Please do not use the tooth brush or tooth paste provided - housekeeping." When you open the mirror however there is a second sign "Please use the tooth brush and tooth paste provided. It's rude not to accept gifts. - Hotel Management."
The rest of the room is done in normal earthy tones but the television will only play local programs, the wi-fi does not work, and the only other thing in the room besides a dressing table is a radio. Ever evening at precisely 9 o'clock the radio will play.
Nightvale is all things. Therefore all businesses are here as well. If you wish for a business to be officially recognized by Nightvale's town council however then you need to fill out the following information.
Your character won't be creating said business, rather - upon your character's appearance in the city said business will also appear.
A number of other businesses will also be available - local businesses. These are operated under station management, town council, or the boy scouts of America. They can be listed under the wikipedia.